Wednesday, March 23, 2016
More Mage
Today, I'll just point you toward a great review of Mage, Maze, Demon by James Reasoner. Since I greatly admire James's writing, it's always nice to get a "well done" from him.
The story is still only 99 cents on Amazon. Check it out.
Friday, March 18, 2016
Mage, Maze, Demon
Wow,
it has been a tough three weeks. I’ve actually had no full days off since the
beginning of March, including weekends. But finally we’ve made it to spring
break. I’m off all next week and man am I looking forward to some sleep. And
maybe some writing as well.
It
was exciting that it was the last day of work before break today, but even more
exciting was the publication of Mage, Maze, Demon, by David Cranmer’s Beat to a Pulp. This is book #3 in their Veridical Dreams series, which are tales
inspired by the dream journals of Kyle J. Knapp. Being a fellow who keeps his
own dream journal, I much enjoyed writing for this series.
The
story is sword and sorcery, which, judging by the number of works I’ve written
in that genre, is my favorite genre. I love to read it and write it. Although
you could read the cover blurb for it on Amazon, I’ve copied it below.
Having
narrowly survived a raging fire, the warrior, Bryle, finds himself caught in a
labyrinth of treacherous caverns. It isn’t by accident. An eyeless sorcerer has
summoned Bryle. He wants the barbarian to retrieve a talisman that will stop a
demon of unfathomable power. To do so, Bryle must first face the challenges of
the sorcerer’s maze: flooded tunnels, poisoned traps, and a monstrous beast
that can heal its own wounds. The sorcerer promises the barbarian his freedom
if he succeeds. But can Bryle trust the word of such a being? Can he trust
anything other than the sword in his hand?
Mage,
Maze, Demon is only 99 cents on Amazon, so if you have a hankering for some
Barbarian versus Mage versus Demon action, it’s affordable.
Friday, March 11, 2016
Cap Kennedy #15, and The Thing Connection
It’s always interesting to me to trace
influences over time in Science Fiction and fantasy. I made an interesting discovery
recently as I was reading Cap Kennedy #15, Mimics of
Dephene (1975). This is a space
opera series from the 1970s written by Gregory Kern, who was actually E.
C. Tubb (1919 – 2010). The book would seem to be a relatively minor one in the
series, but at the very top of page 62, (Daw Books, Inc. 1975, April), I found
a fascinating paragraph.
To set it up, Cap and his colleague, a
scientist named Jarl Luden, discover an alien mimic who is trying to pass as a
human. Luden remarks: "'There is a certain test. Take some tissue, some
blood, and touch it with a hot wire. Normal blood will not react, but that
taken from a Mimic will incorporate an individual survival-pattern. It will
recoil from the threat of heat.’”
My mind, and quite possibly yours,
instantly leaped to the John Carpenter movie, The Thing, which opened
June 25, 1982. Here’s the speech Macready gives in the movie just before
running the blood test that reveals ‘The Thing.’ “You see, when a man bleeds.
It’s just tissue. But blood from one of you things won’t obey when it’s
attacked. It’ll try and survive. Crawl away from a hot needle…” In the movie
they actually use a hot wire for the test.
I went back to the original novella that
was the basis for John Carpenter’s The
Thing. This is Who Goes There, by
John W. Campbell Jr, which was published in Astounding
Science Fiction in 1938. I’d read it a very long time ago but in checking
it out I found that the hot wire test was
used in that book. This is probably where Kern/Tubb got the idea for Kennedy
#15, and would also seem the likely influence on Carpenter. Oddly, though, the
wording in the movie is closer to that in Mimics
of Dephene than in the novella. Coincidence? Probably.
However, a second tantalizing connection
between the Cap Kennedy book and the “thing” is seen later. On page 93 of the
Kennedy book, when a mimic is imitating Luden, Kennedy tells one of the forms
to "Open your mouth." As soon as the being does so, Kennedy shoots
him down. When the real Luden wants to know how Kennedy distinguished between the
mimic and the real, Kennedy says: "...no Mimic could have known what was
inside your mouth. Expensive dental work."
In the 2011 remake/prequel to The Thing, we find out that the
creatures can't mimic dental implants and these get left behind when a human is
taken over. This is one way to identify them. And this element did not appear in Who Goes There, or at least I couldn’t find it with a pretty close
search. (I wonder if it might have been in the original script for that movie.)
Although certainly no proof of direct connection,
the fact that Mimics of Dephene can
be linked to both the 1982 and the 2011 movies, tantalizes me. I can’t find any
evidence that Tubb himself had anything to do with either movie, so if there was an influence, it came
from someone else. Were both links purely coincidental, or had someone who worked
on these movies read Cap Kennedy #15? Could it have been John Carpenter
himself? If anyone knows him, maybe you’ll ask him for me. I’d sure like to
know.
Monday, March 07, 2016
Ideas for Independent Releases
Over the past couple of years, I’ve come up with numerous
ideas for writing projects that I’d like to complete. Progress has generally been slow, but some of
these projects are starting to take shape and I think at least one or two of
them will be completed by the end of 2016. Here’s what I’ve been thinking of.
1. Micro Weird 2: Another collection of short, weird, flash
fiction. I’ve got three or four stories ready for this but, as you can imagine,
the total word count is still pretty small.
2. Dream stories: I’ve been toying with the idea of putting
together a short collection of horror stories that are basically
straightforward retellings of some of my dreams. I’ve only got a couple such
stories completed but I have another four or five outlined. I’m going to work
on one of these tales next, as soon as I finish an anthology project. The new
tale will be entitled “Thump, Thump, Thump.”
3. A literary collection. Contrary to popular conceptions, I
don’t write all blood and gore. I have several literary stories that have been
published that I’m thinking about putting into a small collection. The working
title right now is “Down Home and Other Stories.”
4. A “lessons” from Classic Trek. Honestly, this is a
longgggg way from being completed. I’ve outlined some ideas and rough drafted a
paragraph or two but this will be a low priority project for me.
5. The Scarred One: This is a western novella, about halfway
completed.
6. Title Tales: I’ve been toying with the idea for a
collection of horror stories in which all the tales would be inspired by the
titles of rock and metal music, such as “Fairies Wear Boots,” “Hell’s Bells,” “Immigrant
Song,” and many others. I have several pieces of this completed in rough draft
form. However, I need to find out if I have to get permissions to use these
titles. If so, I probably won’t use them.
7. A series of three longish western stories featuring “The
Man from Colt Creek.” Two of these are about halfway done. The third is just a
basic outline.
So, no one can accuse me of not having enough writing plans.
Now I’ve got to get the words down.
Tuesday, March 01, 2016
Nominated for the Rhysling
Well, I got some
exciting news this morning. I was thrilled to find out that a poem of mine
called "Gaunt" has been nominated for the 2016 Rhysling Award, which
is for poems published in 2015. This award is given by the Science
Fiction Poetry Association. My piece was nominated for the "Short
Poem" category, (under 50 lines). Here is how the SFPA describes the
award:
"The winning
works are regularly reprinted in the Nebula Awards
Anthology from the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, Inc.,
and are considered in the SF/F/H/Spec. field to be the equivalent in poetry of
the awards given for "prose" work— achievement awards given to poets
by the writing peers of their own field of literature."
I'm really happy
to hear about this. Sometimes when you labor in the fields, someone comes along
and says, "nice job!" It's always appreciated.
"Gaunt"
was published in The Pedestal Magazine. It's still up in their archives.
The link is here if you'd like to read it.
Friday, February 19, 2016
Forgotten Book Friday: The Rat Bastards series: #4.
The Rat Bastards series: #4. Meat Grinder Hill, by John Mackie, Jove Books, 1984.
I’d never seen any books from this series until I was in
Maine and found a small bookstore that carried volume 4. Being a sucker for war
series, especially WWII series, I snapped it up, and have finally read it. The
story takes place on Guadalcanal as the American forces make a last push to
take the island from a starving and undersupplied Japanese army. Here are my thoughts:
First, John Mackie is a pseudonym of Len Levinson. Here is a
link to a blog called “Glorious Trash,” where there is an interview with the author about the series. Another discussion with Levinson can be found
over at the Post Modern Pulp Blog.
Though I’ve only read one volume, I think I can make some
general deductions about the series, which runs to at least 16 books. What we
have is a kind of “Dirty Dozen” tale. The “Recon Platoon” is made up of
misfits, criminals, and barroom brawlers. They don’t like to follow orders but
they’re tough as hell and good in a fight. There are a number of characters who
fit fairly standard molds. Longtree is
descended from Apache warriors and great at stealth. Homer Gladley is a big but
not terribly bright farm boy from Nebraska. Frankie La Barbara is a handsome
Italian who has a way with the ladies. Then there’s sergeant Butsko, tough as
nails and no nonsense. The characters are drawn broadly and behave mostly in
expected ways.
I’d firmly place the series in the Men’s Adventure category.
There’s a lot of action, a lot of rough talk, and quite a bit of sex, at least
in volume 4. Most of the sex comes from Frankie seducing a variety of nurses
while recovering from some injuries at the military hospital. The sex is the
weakest element of the story and might have better been left out. It’s often a
part of the Men’s Adventure package, though, and I imagine that’s why it’s there. It’s hard
for me to tell whether the sex scenes were meant to be funny or erotic. The
slang used suggests humor, and I did get some laughs at phrases like: “…touches
his fingers lightly against her precious love-starved little gazoo,” or
“…pressing her hand against his hairy canary.”
The action sequences were much better done, and we do get to
see some of the fear and self-doubt that the characters experience. A
particularly nice touch to the book was how the Japanese enemy were treated with quite a bit of respect. Their
hardships, bravery, and loyalty to their leaders was well displayed, which I
found somewhat unusual for WWII series, where often the enemy is virtually
faceless. I found that this aspect of the story upped my enjoyment.
All in all, I liked “Meat Grinder Hill” fairly well. It was
about what I expected. I may try another
volume. I see that most of the series has been released fairly recently for the
Kindle and are available on Amazon under the author’s real name.
Saturday, February 13, 2016
What a Difference a Week (or two) Makes:
Just a week or so ago I was feeling very down about my
writing. I’d written nothing for almost two weeks and had tried to work on a
story and it just wasn’t flowing. There were, as well, the usual rejections and
that sort of thing happening. Either bad or potentially bad news seemed to be
attacking on every front.
Then I had a story published, “Woman in Dust,” and got a lot
of very positive comments on it. I got potentially good news on an issue that I
was particularly concerned about, although I’m not daring to mention it until
it is a reality. I picked up a few comments in real life from folks who enjoyed
my writing, and the story I was working on finally started to flow, although
I’m still fighting with it every step of the way. This week I feel better about
things, and am very glad for it.
I have prided myself in the past for writing on even in the
face of no external validation. But I realize now that I was fooling myself a
bit. Any writer who depends extensively on external validation isn’t going to
be in the business for long. But I guess we all need to hear at least occasionally
that what we are doing is worthwhile and appreciated. There’s got to be some kind of payoff for all
the hard work, and money has not been that payoff for me.
Monday, February 08, 2016
Woman in Dust
About the only thing I have to say today is that I have a new story up at The Flash Fiction Press. It's called "Woman in Dust." If you have a moment, check it out. It's a quick read. It's here.
As for the Super Bowl, I didn't have anything against either team. I actually like the Carolina Panthers. However, gotta admit I was hoping for a win for Peyton Manning. Although he certainly was not the MVP--the Denver defense was--I was happy to see someone from my adopted home (New Orleans) prove victorious. Plus, I've always had respect for Peyton's skills and for the fact that he seems genuinely like a decent fellow.
As for the Super Bowl, I didn't have anything against either team. I actually like the Carolina Panthers. However, gotta admit I was hoping for a win for Peyton Manning. Although he certainly was not the MVP--the Denver defense was--I was happy to see someone from my adopted home (New Orleans) prove victorious. Plus, I've always had respect for Peyton's skills and for the fact that he seems genuinely like a decent fellow.
Tuesday, February 02, 2016
Only Yourself to Blame
Writing is a strange business. I’ve been doing it a long
time and really date my life as a writer from the fall of 1988, when I
committed myself to getting published. I’ve chocked up some successes, and
plenty of failures. I’ve gotten plenty of rejection slips but have had over
three hundred pieces published, if you count, books, stories, poems, and
nonfiction articles. That’s not counting anything I’ve self published.
There have been years when I’ve done very well—2007, 2009,
and plenty of years where I didn’t—2013 through 2015. There was a year, or at
least most of a year, when I quit—1997. One thing I’ve realized about writing
is that there’s no resting on one’s laurels. You slow down, you lose momentum.
You lose momentum, your carefully nurtured career begins to fall apart. In
board gaming parlance, you go back a few spaces, even if not quite all the way
back to the beginning.
Unfortunately, losses of momentum seem inevitable if you
have anything approximating a normal life with spouses and children. People get
sick, have crises. Sometimes, one crisis runs into another and another in an
almost seamless fashion, leaving little time for the recovering of energies
between. And age brings the magic dust of tiredness along with it. Sometimes it
gets easier and easier to let the writing slide while you try to keep your head
above water against the vagaries of fortune. At least it has been that way for
me.
Maybe if I’d had the courage to choose writing as my only
career, things might have been different. But I always liked to know where my
next meal was coming from. So, I chose an academic career with writing on the
side. And when you do have a job that pays the bills, and you come home tired,
and the stress of life is beating on you, it becomes a lot easier to say,
“screw it, no writing tonight.” You’re still pretty sure you’re not going to
starve. Though maybe you starve in
another sense.
Writing, for me, used to be play. I worked hard at my play
but it was a helluva lot of fun. There was also an element of gambling that
went into every story. Maybe this one would take off. Maybe this one would be
the one that broke me through to a bigger audience. Maybe this one would get
the nod from one of the biggest magazines, or maybe—even—attract the attention of
a film group. Maybe, maybe, maybe.
They say that age brings wisdom. Maybe it just brings
cynicism. At this stage of my life, the gambling odds get longer and longer
against me. And I never quite reckoned with the truth that one often has to run
faster and faster just to stay in one place. The death of Robert Reginald, my
editor at Borgo Press, a man who loved my Talera series and supported my
writing at every turn, showed me that. He’d issued me contracts for a couple of
more books that I could have had out while he was alive. But I just kept
thinking, “there’s time.” There wasn’t. And that has led me to a kind of crisis of
faith.
I’ve got to find a reason to keep on keeping on. And I
understand pretty clearly that the reason can’t be one that comes from outside
of me. In the end, there’s only yourself to blame. For the good or the bad.
Wednesday, January 27, 2016
The Sleep of the Weird
I had two sleep paralysis attacks last night. I've had them before but never two in one night. And it's been a while since I've had any. These two were actually pretty frightening, and given that I'm alone in the house at the moment with Lana gone for a few days, it didn't help me get a good night's sleep.
Sleep paralysis comes in two varieties. The most common type is when you wake up completely from a dream and find yourself still paralyzed from the neck down. You probably know that your body becomes paralyzed when you dream to keep you from acting out your dreams. In this type of sleep paralysis, your eyes are open and you are aware of the world around you as it normally exists. This type usually lasts only a few seconds to a few minutes, but it can go on longer. I've had it, but never for more than a few seconds. I don't know of any case where it has ever become permanent, but I'm sure it is frightening for those who experience it. It was for me, although I understood exactly what was happening and that helped.
I don't typically have that kind of sleep paralysis, though. In the kind that I have, you 'think' you are completely awake but there are still dreaming events taking place. However, you are aware that you are paralyzed, and you can't break the paralysis simply by willing it. You are unaware of exactly which experiences that are happening to you are real, and which ones are dreaming. And often the experiences are quite frightening. Being rational about the events can help but it doesn't completely eliminate the fear. At least for me.
I've had some doozies when it comes to sleep paralysis experiences. Last night's were neither the most frightening, nor the least. In the first experience, I "woke up" to find myself paralyzed and in complete blackness. An entity was present and it kept brushing against me. The feeling was kind of like being brushed by wings. I couldn't see it but had a sense of it being malevolent. My first terrifying thought was that something was trying to possess me. Then my mind cleared and I realized I was experiencing sleep paralysis. I tried to will myself to sit up and could not move more than a twitch. I then did what I've learned to do to break the experience. That is, instead of struggling, I will myself to completely relax. The paralysis broke almost immediately and I sat up. It took me a while to get back to sleep.
In the second experience, I again "woke up" in blackness and found that the "entity" had returned. It seemed to be all around me. The nearest I can come to describing it is that it felt like a strong breeze blowing against me. There was nothing rational about my initial response. I snarled at it, then shouted that it wouldn't get me. The paralysis immediately disappeared and I woke up for real. I knew the shouting had only been in my head. I think this is about the closest I've come to the experience that people have called "A Witch Riding Your Back."
Sleep paralysis occurs most frequently when people sleep on their backs, and this has been the case in just about every such experience I've had. The first attack last night I wasn't completely on my back. But I was the second time because I was still afraid from the first attack, even though my rational mind understood what had happened. Even though I didn't really want to turn on my side after these experiences, I made myself do so to minimize any further chance of attacks, and I managed to avoid any.
I did, however, have one other interesting dream experience last night. I actually had a deja vu experience within a dream. I dreamed I was talking to Lana and she was telling me about a bunch of ants in a big garbage bin, and I was thinking, 'we've had this conversation before,' and then I woke up. That one was good for a laugh, which was a welcome change from the other two experiences of the evening.
Sleep paralysis comes in two varieties. The most common type is when you wake up completely from a dream and find yourself still paralyzed from the neck down. You probably know that your body becomes paralyzed when you dream to keep you from acting out your dreams. In this type of sleep paralysis, your eyes are open and you are aware of the world around you as it normally exists. This type usually lasts only a few seconds to a few minutes, but it can go on longer. I've had it, but never for more than a few seconds. I don't know of any case where it has ever become permanent, but I'm sure it is frightening for those who experience it. It was for me, although I understood exactly what was happening and that helped.
I don't typically have that kind of sleep paralysis, though. In the kind that I have, you 'think' you are completely awake but there are still dreaming events taking place. However, you are aware that you are paralyzed, and you can't break the paralysis simply by willing it. You are unaware of exactly which experiences that are happening to you are real, and which ones are dreaming. And often the experiences are quite frightening. Being rational about the events can help but it doesn't completely eliminate the fear. At least for me.
I've had some doozies when it comes to sleep paralysis experiences. Last night's were neither the most frightening, nor the least. In the first experience, I "woke up" to find myself paralyzed and in complete blackness. An entity was present and it kept brushing against me. The feeling was kind of like being brushed by wings. I couldn't see it but had a sense of it being malevolent. My first terrifying thought was that something was trying to possess me. Then my mind cleared and I realized I was experiencing sleep paralysis. I tried to will myself to sit up and could not move more than a twitch. I then did what I've learned to do to break the experience. That is, instead of struggling, I will myself to completely relax. The paralysis broke almost immediately and I sat up. It took me a while to get back to sleep.
In the second experience, I again "woke up" in blackness and found that the "entity" had returned. It seemed to be all around me. The nearest I can come to describing it is that it felt like a strong breeze blowing against me. There was nothing rational about my initial response. I snarled at it, then shouted that it wouldn't get me. The paralysis immediately disappeared and I woke up for real. I knew the shouting had only been in my head. I think this is about the closest I've come to the experience that people have called "A Witch Riding Your Back."
Sleep paralysis occurs most frequently when people sleep on their backs, and this has been the case in just about every such experience I've had. The first attack last night I wasn't completely on my back. But I was the second time because I was still afraid from the first attack, even though my rational mind understood what had happened. Even though I didn't really want to turn on my side after these experiences, I made myself do so to minimize any further chance of attacks, and I managed to avoid any.
I did, however, have one other interesting dream experience last night. I actually had a deja vu experience within a dream. I dreamed I was talking to Lana and she was telling me about a bunch of ants in a big garbage bin, and I was thinking, 'we've had this conversation before,' and then I woke up. That one was good for a laugh, which was a welcome change from the other two experiences of the evening.
Friday, January 15, 2016
Short Story Published, and Other Things.
I've already been remiss in the new year about posting on my blog, and haven't even visited blogs as often as I used to. It's been hard to get untracked for a variety of reasons. However, a couple of good things have happened very recently. I thought they were worth sharing.
First, a story of mine called "Down Home" has just gone up online at Deep South Magazine. Check it out if you get the chance. It's free to read. This is more of a literary story than most tales that folks have seen from me, but I've always tried to write in all kinds of genres and don't want to be restricted to just one.
In other news, a student of mine, L. M. Labat, has just had a first novel published, called The Sanguinarian Id. I read this book in manuscript form and worked with L. M. on query letters and that sort of thing. There's a blurb from me on the back cover. I much enjoyed the book and I know the author has other works planned in what is likely to become a series. It's an enjoyable read so if you get a chance, check it out. L. M. is also an extremely talented artist and the book is liberally illustrated with wonderful sketches that give the piece a kind old timey feel. If you wanted to have a look at some of the illustrations, the author's website is here.
First, a story of mine called "Down Home" has just gone up online at Deep South Magazine. Check it out if you get the chance. It's free to read. This is more of a literary story than most tales that folks have seen from me, but I've always tried to write in all kinds of genres and don't want to be restricted to just one.
In other news, a student of mine, L. M. Labat, has just had a first novel published, called The Sanguinarian Id. I read this book in manuscript form and worked with L. M. on query letters and that sort of thing. There's a blurb from me on the back cover. I much enjoyed the book and I know the author has other works planned in what is likely to become a series. It's an enjoyable read so if you get a chance, check it out. L. M. is also an extremely talented artist and the book is liberally illustrated with wonderful sketches that give the piece a kind old timey feel. If you wanted to have a look at some of the illustrations, the author's website is here.
Sunday, January 10, 2016
Online Training / Online Work
In the last couple of weeks I’ve spent almost four full work
days doing nothing more than online training for various things. First, I went through
an extensive online study program where I was required to make better than 85%
on numerous quizzes in order to get my certificate, which I’m required to have
in order to chair a big research committee at my work. It is, by the way, a
committee that I have absolutely zero desire to chair.
Next, all Xavier faculty are now required to go through an
online training course on harassment and how to recognize and report it.
Numerous quizzes are found along the way. This one included watching a lot of videos and “what
would you do” scenarios.
Third, our Department is going to start using the Strong Interest
Inventory to help with advising students on career goals. That meant more
study. I ended up taking the test myself as part of this process, and found
that my major interests seem to be artistic ones. If only that darn writing thing would earn me more than pennies on the hour.
Fourth, the faculty were required to watch a rather lengthy
video on what to do in an active shooter situation. The key guidelines appear
to be, run if you can, hide if you can’t run, and fight if you have to. I’m
thinking that’s probably good advice.
The above four things do not include the dozens of surveys I’ve
been sent by either Xavier or other universities wanting my input on all manner
of things. These things don’t just come once, mind you. If you don’t fill them
out you get reminder, after reminder, after reminder.
Although all of these things are worthwhile at some level, I’m
beginning to wonder when I’m supposed to get my regular work done. You know,
that old fashioned thing they call “teaching.” And I’m starting to wonder if I
shouldn’t be compensated for all the added activities that seem to have become
part of my job of late. One of the surveys asked me about my work hours versus leisure hours. I'd have more leisure if it wasn't for all the extra work stuff I'm supposed to do.
Saturday, January 02, 2016
Some Favorite Reads of 2015
I tend to read a lot of books and oftentimes the years kind
of run together. Fortunately, Goodreads, where I review all my reads these
days, keeps the records that I don’t have handy myself. Here are some of my
favorite reads for 2015. There’s no particular order here. And it’s not
comprehensive. These are just some of the books that have stayed with me. I’ve included links to Amazon here but if you
want to see my complete reviews, they are all on Goodreads.
Miles to Lost Dog Creek, by Ron Scheer: We lost Ron this year. Wish he were still around to write more fine westerns like this.
Wanderings on Darker Shores, by Cora Pop: A really delightful collection of short stories and poetry in the darker vein.
Herokia 1: Dragon Eaters, by Janet Morris (Contributor and
editor): A collection of dragon stories, of all different kinds. Good stuff.
Thursday, December 31, 2015
Lemmy. R. I. R. (rest in rock)
Lemmy Kilmister has died. He was the frontman, bass player,
and heart and soul of the band Motorhead. I won’t rehash his story. It’s easy
enough to find on the net, especially since his death. What I will say is that
I’m sorry to hear of his loss. His music was important to me. As I’ve often said,
I don’t typically respect specific people, although I might respect certain
behaviors that folks exhibit. Lemmy is probably about as close to a whole person
I could respect as there exists out there. Death owes us all an apology for
taking Lemmy. Here are my top five favorite Motorhead tunes.
5. Killed by Death: Something has to take you out. Might as
well be death.
4. Ace of Spades: My introduction to the band.
3. In the Year of the Wolf: Remembering how we were when we
were young.
2. Just Cos You got the Power: An anthem for the little man.
1. Deaf Forever: The best heroic fantasy song ever written.
Thursday, December 24, 2015
A Very Zombie Christmas
Since finishing a major writing project, I’ve been playing
quite a bit of a Undead Nightmare the past few days. This is a zombie video
game based on the western Red Dead Redemption. I’m having a lot of fun. There are
four different kinds of zombies, including fast crawlers and “retchers” that spew
green puke at you. There are also mythical animals like the sasquatch, the
chupacabra, and the four horses of the apocalypse, which you can catch and
ride. So far I’ve only caught “War,” who is on fire and burns all the zombies
he touches. Last night, zombies entered
my dreams, and the results were quite hilarious. I was living in a zombie
apocalypse but wasn’t a zombie. To survive, I was mimicking their behavior. Here’s
the tale:
I’m shambling along when I bump head on into another zombie.
He snarls at me and I snarl back, but neither of us will give way. We start
battering against each other with our heads and upper bodies, trying to knock
the other aside. I look more closely at the other zombie after a moment and
realize he’s the chef from my favorite restaurant. I still won’t give way and
keep battering. Gradually I seem to be winning.
Then, three other zombies come over and start beating at me
with their fists and arms, and I realize it is to make me leave ‘their’
favorite chef alone. The next thing I see is a quick cut of the restaurant itself,
which looks like a wooden plank shack on the side of a river. The door pushes
open and dozens of zombies start stumbling out and coming toward me. One is
carrying what looks like a hoe. I realize that they too are angry at me for
attacking their favorite chef. In the final scene, I’m lying on my back, victorious
after my battle with the chef, and I’m holding up his mandible. I shout at the
zombies coming toward me: “let’s see him talk to you without this.”
Had I written this instead of dreaming it, I surely would
have had my hero holding up the chef’s hands and shouting: “let’s see him cook for
you without these.”
I can’t help but add one more scene that seemed to follow
this dream. I appeared to be a real zombie this time, and shambling back and
forth across a stage that had been set up for a rock band. Suddenly a bra landed
on the stage at my feet. I guess I’d earned a fan!
Saturday, December 19, 2015
"Reader's Choice"
Speaking strictly as a reader now, and not as a writer, I
want to say a few things about the kind of advice that new writers are often
given. I may be something of a unique reader, so for all of you who want to
write, take my comments with a grain of salt. I know you need readers, not just
one reader, not just me.
First, many recent writing guides suggest that starting with
dialogue is a good idea. As a reader, I absolutely hate this. Most of the books
I’ve picked up and put back down after a few sentences are ones that began with
dialogue. Ann Rice’s Interview with the
Vampire is an example. Some writers can create truly excellent dialogue,
but the fact is that I don’t care about what the character says until I begin
to get a feeling for the inner nature of the character. That means, I need to
see them acting, not talking.
Second, I’ve been told all my writing life that you never
start a story with the weather. As a
reader, I absolutely love it when writers do this. Now, it needs to be good
strong weather, and the character needs to be pitted against it, but—for me—opening
with a character fighting against a storm, or freezing cold, or violent high
seas instantly catches my attention and brings me into the tale. There is
immediate intense conflict. Many of my favorite reads begin with the character
facing off against nature. Westerns
often begin this way. Perhaps my favorite short story of all time, Jack London’s
“To Build a Fire” begins this way. Note that, for me, a beating sun or a cold, dark night also constitute a form of weather.
As far as openings that catch my attention, what do I
personally like as a reader? A character placed in a strong setting with
conflict looming, or at least with a question as to why the character is in
this place. Here’s the opening to the book I’ve reread more than any
other, To Tame a Land, by Louis L’Amour.
“It was Indian country, and when our
wheel busted, none of them would stop. They just rolled on by and left us
setting there, my pap and me.”
Here’s the first two lines of The Road, my favorite of Cormac McCarthy’s books: “When he woke in the woods in the dark and
the cold of the night he’d reach out to touch the child sleeping beside him.
Nights dark beyond darkness and the days more gray each one than what had gone
before.”
Here’s the opening paragraph of Teot’s War by Heather Gladney. It’s got everything I crave for an
opening, and poetry too! “Heat beat down
on my shoulders, my face cloth. My armor dragged at the riding sores
underneath. Little sparkles danced behind my eyelids, and the strains in my
joints were cramping to knots in the muscles. It had been a long ride. A
grating call made my shoulders twitch. The carrion crows, who glided after us
day after day, were waiting.”
Thursday, December 10, 2015
Tarred with a Dangerous Brush
Final exams began for me on Wednesday (December 9) and I’ve got tests also on
Thursday and Friday. After that I’ll be grading so I won’t be visiting blogs
for a few days, probably not until Monday. I did want to share a little
something before hunkering down with a red pen, though.
Those of you who know me, know that I’m a Liberal. You may
or may not know that I’m not a fan of the current GOP front runner. I’ll call
him the “Grump” in keeping with the season of the Grinch. I’ve never had any
positive regard for the Grump, never watched his TV show, never had the
remotest interest in his thoughts about the world. However, I now find myself
in the unpleasant position of having to defend him on one, very
specific matter.
In the last couple of days I have seen the Grump accused—and
“accused” is very much the right word—of having “read” both Mein Kampf and the speeches of Adolph
Hitler. This is clearly an attempt to paint him with the Nazi brush. Despite
the Grump’s rather uncanny physical resemblance to Il Duce, and despite disagreeing
with everything I’ve heard out of his mouth so far, I don’t find the “he’s a
Nazi” attacks terribly compelling. That’s not my point with this post, though.
Others have made a closer study of his behaviors and can certainly express
their opinions on the matter.
No, what I’m saying is that you can’t judge an individual’s
personality simply from his or her reading material. Maybe Grump considers
Hitler his role model, but you cannot make that judgment based just upon what
he’s read. You literally do not know what his reasons were. I’ve also read both
Mein Kampf and many of Hitler’s
speeches. I read them for a couple of reasons. First, I was a history minor in
college with a particular interest in WWII, and I thought at one point I might
go to grad school in history. Second, as a psychologist, I’m also a student of
people, and of why and how people do the things they do. Reading these works
both educated me on the dangers of fascism, and also helped cement my own
opposition to it.
Reading Mein Kampf
does not make you a Nazi any more than reading the Bible makes you a Christian, or reading the Quran makes you a Muslim, or reading Roots makes you African American. As a reader, I protest anyone’s
attempt to say differently. Would you want to be judged on the basis of that
one erotica novel you read? As a liberal, I think this kind of tactic is
beneath us because it is irrational. There is plenty enough to criticize about
the Grump without reaching for straws, and this is a very dangerous straw
indeed.
Saturday, December 05, 2015
The First Five Parker Novels
I just finished reading The Score, which is #5 in the Parker
series by Richard Stark. I’ve been reading them in the order they were written,
although I’m not sure that’s really important.
I did not grow up reading crime fiction, other than John D. MacDonald’s
work. So I was very late discovering the Parker novels. I had certainly heard
quite a bit of good stuff about them before I ever tried one, but it wasn’t
until November 2014 that I got to the first one in the series. I was bowled over by that book, The Hunter,
and immediately bought the next 12 or so in the series. Here are my reviews of the first five books:
The
Hunter: (4 stars). I had never read anything by Richard Stark, or by Donald
Westlake, which is the author's real name. The Stark books feature a character
named Parker, who is generally described as a thief, although he certainly does
plenty of killing too. This is the first one in that series and there are at
least 23 more. This one has been filmed at least twice that I know of. I
enjoyed this one a lot and am irritated at myself for waiting so long to read
one. I'd been hearing good things about them for years.
What we are looking at with this
book is a stripped down, noir tale. No wasted motion, no wasted words, no
wasted description. This makes it a quick read. I didn't quite get through it
in one sitting but came close.
I like books
with rich, sensuous description, but this one doesn't have any of that and I
liked it too. I suspect that I wouldn't want to read three or four of them back
to back, but it's a quick, hard hitting work that you can mix in among other,
perhaps more leisurely, reads.
The
Man with the Getaway Face: (4 stars). This is the second in the Parker
series. Not quite as compelling as the first to me, but still very good. Parker
is a real SOB in many ways and you don't necessarily root for him, but the
combination of the intensity of that character and the compelling plot line
keeps you turning the pages. I've just started the third in the series.
The
Outfit: (4 stars). Third in the Parker series. Parker went to all the trouble
to get a new face that was revealed in book 2, but finds by the end of that
book that his new appearance has been revealed anyway and the
"Outfit," (Organized Crime) is out to kill him. Parker strikes back
as only he can do. Good one!
The
Mourner: (3 stars). This is still a good read, but I liked it least of the
four Parker books I've finished so far. One reason is that Parker is actually
only on the scene for a little over half the book. Quite a bit of the book
follows another guy named Menlo, who has betrayed Parker. Still, it was a
quick, enjoyable read.
The
Score: (3 stars). This is the longest of the Parker books I’ve read so far
and I’d rank it about where I ranked #4, The
Mourner. It was good, but not as good as the first three. In this book, a
man comes to Parker and some colleagues with an idea for a huge score, one in
which they’ll essentially rob an entire town. Everything seems to be going well
when the fellow who initiated everything turns out to have a private agenda.
Hell breaks loose. I thought there were a few slow spots, particularly where
Parker’s crew is hiding out for a while. Parker also had less to do with the
resolution of the story than in the previous books. I still enjoyed it quite a
lot, however. And fortunately I have quite a few more of these books on my
shelves!
Saturday, November 28, 2015
Al About Story: Part One
Story is the way we make sense of the world. Take science,
for example. You gather data. Some of it agrees with other bits of it. Some of
it doesn’t. You gather more data. Eventually you make a story that connects the
data. We call it a theory.
A “story” can be fictional or true, or it can mix the two
together. A scientific theory is like that last option. At least some of it is
true, or so the researchers believe. Though the parts we think are true today
might turn out not to be true tomorrow. Researchers also know that some parts
of a theory probably aren’t true, but they won’t find out what is or isn’t true
until more data comes in.
Once in a while, to try to make sense out of a theory that
has too many gaps, scientists throw in a known falsity. They call it a
hypothetical construct. It serves its purpose to help the story flow smoothly,
but it’s like a plot twist forced onto a tale by the author during the first
draft. It never feels completely right, and hopefully it gets replaced during
the revision process.
As the years go by and theories are tested, and as they pass
those tests, they move closer and closer to being true in the final sense of
that word. And they help us understand a very complex and chaotic universe by
turning it into stories full of meaning and relevance.
We humans are constantly in the process of telling stories.
Science is just one of type of story, though one very interesting to me. In future posts I'll explore a few other types of stories.
Sunday, November 22, 2015
In Their Glory
Fiddling around with a poem today. Not quite sure where it might be going. Here's what I've got so far.
I see
the wolves of winter
in
their glory,
wearing
coats of blood.
As
black eyes flame to blue,
they
bare the teeth that
bring
justice to the night.
I
see the feral horses of hell.
I
hear the saber rattle
of
iron hooves on stone.
Their
eyes roil with desire
to
sow their foes destruction
and
reap them of life.
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