Thursday, June 28, 2012

Tales of a Youthful Brewmance

Here's what the brews themselves are saying about Charles Gramlich's memoir of his beer drinking days.
 


“I thought I could have been treated better,” says Bud Weiser.  “It hurts not to be loved.”
 
“Lies.  All lies,” says Coors.  “He drank a lot more of me than he lets on.  And he liked it.”
 
“Come back to Canada and we’ll Eff you up really good this time.”  --The Molson Brews.
 
“I don’t always like being drunk by humans,” says Dos Equis, “but when I do I prefer it to be by Charles Gramlich.”
 
“Only 99 cents, he’s charging for this.  Meshuggah!”  --He’Brew: The Chosen Beer.

Get your copy of "Days of Beer" today.  Before it goes stale. 


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28 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Awesome, Charles! Before it goes stale - priceless.

Richard R. said...

Very clever indeed! You really have the knack.

Merisi said...

Cheers! :-)

Paul R. McNamee said...

Luv the pitch!

Issa's Untidy Hut said...

What a deal!

(India) Pale Al.

Charles Gramlich said...

Alex, glad you liked!

Richard R., thanks, man.

Merisi, indeed.

Paul, I got a good chuckle out of it this morning.

Don, absolutely!

Keith said...

They get funnier as you read, and not because I've been drinking while reading.

Lana Gramlich said...

Ha! ;) Thanks for sharing, hon.

cloudia charters said...

Clever!




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Deka Black said...

"Before going stale" XDD That's a good one

Charles Gramlich said...

Keith, sure, man, sure. :)

Lana, sweetness

Cloudia, I'd like to think so.

Deka, thankee!

Bernard Lee DeLeo said...

LOL! Oh yeah... good follow up! :)

David J. West said...

Made me laugh, good one Charles.

laughingwolf said...

he'brew cracked me up more'n t'others... salute! lol

Charles Gramlich said...

Bernard, thanks, man. It was fun.

David J., glad to hear it.

Laughingwolf, He'Brew is real. Lana found it for me.

Prashant C. Trikannad said...

Terrific, Charles! Coors seems luckier than other brews. "Days of Beer" — unlikely to go stale.

David Cranmer said...

A damn fine memoir.

Charles Gramlich said...

Prashant, I did drink a lot of Coors, even though I give it a bit of a bashing in the book.

David Cranmer, thanks, man!

Oscar said...

What a kick! Very clever! And FUNNY, too!

Charles Gramlich said...

Oscar, thankee!

laughingwolf said...

wow... i thought it was a joke, a good one... but the real deal sounds better :)

taste tells the tale, though ;)

Charles Gramlich said...

Laughingwolf, I've never tasted He'brew, but I'm gonna have to look for it now. It was too good to pass up, though.

laughingwolf said...

i posted more info on 'shmaltz brewing', makers of "he'brew", and more... award-winners!

The Golden Eagle said...

That was a clever way of presenting your book!

Greg said...

hilarious!

ivan said...

Clever, and yes, hilarious!

ivan said...

Clever, and yes, hilarious!

Charles Gramlich said...

Laughingwolf, cool. I'll check it out.

Golden Eagle, I don't think I got a wide enough audience, though. I only sold one book that I can see from the post. But it was fun.

Greg, thankee,

Ivan, glad you enjoyed it, twice! :)