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Thursday, June 28, 2012

Tales of a Youthful Brewmance

Here's what the brews themselves are saying about Charles Gramlich's memoir of his beer drinking days.
 


“I thought I could have been treated better,” says Bud Weiser.  “It hurts not to be loved.”
 
“Lies.  All lies,” says Coors.  “He drank a lot more of me than he lets on.  And he liked it.”
 
“Come back to Canada and we’ll Eff you up really good this time.”  --The Molson Brews.
 
“I don’t always like being drunk by humans,” says Dos Equis, “but when I do I prefer it to be by Charles Gramlich.”
 
“Only 99 cents, he’s charging for this.  Meshuggah!”  --He’Brew: The Chosen Beer.

Get your copy of "Days of Beer" today.  Before it goes stale. 


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28 Comments:

At 1:02 PM, Blogger Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Awesome, Charles! Before it goes stale - priceless.

 
At 1:10 PM, Blogger Richard R. said...

Very clever indeed! You really have the knack.

 
At 1:20 PM, Blogger Merisi said...

Cheers! :-)

 
At 1:21 PM, Blogger Paul R. McNamee said...

Luv the pitch!

 
At 1:26 PM, Blogger Issa's Untidy Hut said...

What a deal!

(India) Pale Al.

 
At 1:59 PM, Blogger Charles Gramlich said...

Alex, glad you liked!

Richard R., thanks, man.

Merisi, indeed.

Paul, I got a good chuckle out of it this morning.

Don, absolutely!

 
At 2:53 PM, Blogger Keith said...

They get funnier as you read, and not because I've been drinking while reading.

 
At 2:58 PM, Blogger Lana Gramlich said...

Ha! ;) Thanks for sharing, hon.

 
At 4:52 PM, Blogger cloudia charters said...

Clever!




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At 4:53 PM, Blogger Deka Black said...

"Before going stale" XDD That's a good one

 
At 8:54 PM, Blogger Charles Gramlich said...

Keith, sure, man, sure. :)

Lana, sweetness

Cloudia, I'd like to think so.

Deka, thankee!

 
At 9:37 PM, Blogger Bernard Lee DeLeo said...

LOL! Oh yeah... good follow up! :)

 
At 11:32 PM, Blogger David J. West said...

Made me laugh, good one Charles.

 
At 7:18 AM, Blogger laughingwolf said...

he'brew cracked me up more'n t'others... salute! lol

 
At 9:00 PM, Blogger Charles Gramlich said...

Bernard, thanks, man. It was fun.

David J., glad to hear it.

Laughingwolf, He'Brew is real. Lana found it for me.

 
At 3:11 AM, Blogger Prashant C. Trikannad said...

Terrific, Charles! Coors seems luckier than other brews. "Days of Beer" — unlikely to go stale.

 
At 9:25 AM, Blogger David Cranmer said...

A damn fine memoir.

 
At 10:26 AM, Blogger Charles Gramlich said...

Prashant, I did drink a lot of Coors, even though I give it a bit of a bashing in the book.

David Cranmer, thanks, man!

 
At 3:19 PM, Blogger Oscar said...

What a kick! Very clever! And FUNNY, too!

 
At 7:47 PM, Blogger Charles Gramlich said...

Oscar, thankee!

 
At 9:02 PM, Blogger laughingwolf said...

wow... i thought it was a joke, a good one... but the real deal sounds better :)

taste tells the tale, though ;)

 
At 10:27 AM, Blogger Charles Gramlich said...

Laughingwolf, I've never tasted He'brew, but I'm gonna have to look for it now. It was too good to pass up, though.

 
At 10:39 AM, Blogger laughingwolf said...

i posted more info on 'shmaltz brewing', makers of "he'brew", and more... award-winners!

 
At 5:42 PM, Blogger The Golden Eagle said...

That was a clever way of presenting your book!

 
At 8:12 PM, Blogger Greg said...

hilarious!

 
At 1:23 AM, Blogger ivan said...

Clever, and yes, hilarious!

 
At 1:24 AM, Blogger ivan said...

Clever, and yes, hilarious!

 
At 10:49 AM, Blogger Charles Gramlich said...

Laughingwolf, cool. I'll check it out.

Golden Eagle, I don't think I got a wide enough audience, though. I only sold one book that I can see from the post. But it was fun.

Greg, thankee,

Ivan, glad you enjoyed it, twice! :)

 

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