What's This Ugly Thing?

Figured for the hell of it that I'd post a picture of myself. This bike is totalled, by the way. I wrecked it February 28, 2006 when someone pulled out in front of me. Broke my shoulder and a couple of ribs but I'm almost as good as old now. (Or as bad as old.) Damn but I miss having a bike. Gotta get a new one.