This just in! Charles
Allen Gramlich is this century’s Nostradamus. Local pseudoscientist, Les Ramli,
has spent the entire past decade examining the epigraphs that Gramlich used to
open the chapters in his first novel, Cold
in the Light. Ramli presented convincing proof to this reporter that the
epigraphs have been predicting important world events since the book’s
publication in 2002.
Consider the
following: “The hair stood up on their bodies when they saw the ruins. It must
have been the roar of winds through the white canyons of stone, or the cold
stroke of ancestral memory. Maybe it was
just the dead passing by with empty eyes.”
Ramli says that this epigraph successfully predicted the
rise of the highly popular TV show, “The Walking Dead,” as well as the entire
zombie apocalypse fascination that is currently sweeping our country.” How
stupid of me not to have figured that out for myself, I thought after hearing
Ramli’s comment. Other epigraphs in the
book successfully predicted that Curiosity would find shiny things on Mars, that the 2012 presidential election would be
won by either a Republican or a Democrat, and the 115 pound pumpkin that local
farmer Chas Springs grew this very October.
Learn your future and the future of your world. Buy and read Cold in the Light today!
--Graham Charleston reporting, for the Deerhaven Endeavour.
