I
told a story here quite a while back about a night when we played Pocola,
Oklahoma in football and I made an accidental interception that made a big
difference in the game. Another year when we played Pocola it didn’t work out
so well. We played them on their field in the cold mud and they beat us
soundly. It was almost a two hour ride home in the bus, a long, quiet ride home.
Coach sat in the front and never said a word. No one else said much either. We
were all pretty miserable.
Charleston
didn’t have a big sports budget. The cheerleaders and managers rode on the same
bus with us. It was close to midnight when we pulled into the parking lot at the
school. Coach stood up and opened the bus door.
“Anyone
who isn’t a player can get off,” he said quietly. That wasn’t a good sign.
After
the cheerleaders and managers disappeared into the gym building, Coach closed
the bus door and looked around at us. Coach was a big man, well over six feet.
He seemed larger in the shadowy light, and he seemed awfully close to where I
was sitting. For the first time that night I wished I hadn’t ended up in an
aisle seat.
Coach
studied us for a moment. His fists clenched suddenly. I’d never seen him look so
angry.
“If
that had been a pile of shit out there,” he shouted, “you would have drowned in
it. With your mouths open!”
He
stalked down the aisle, then back up it. We all leaned away from him. He
shouted and raved some more. I only remember those first words, however. They
are engraved on my memory.
It
seemed to go on forever; I doubt it lasted longer than five minutes. Then Coach
opened the door again and told everyone to get off but the seniors. I wasn’t a
senior and was very glad of that fact at the moment. To this day I don’t know what he said to the
seniors. No one ever talked about it. I didn’t even ask.
The
next day we ran wind sprints until the first person vomited. Then we crabbed up
and down the field. Crabbing consisted of getting down onto your hands and feet
and going back and forth down the field as fast as you can. I had blisters the
size of quarters the next day. I remember poking them with a needle to let the
water out. I remember the dead flap of skin peeling away over time to reveal
the nice pink new flesh underneath.
Someone
told his parents about what Coach said on the bus that night. It wasn’t me. He
got into a bit of trouble for a while, although I never knew the inside story
on that. I didn’t even get mad at Coach. I was more angry at some of my team
mates. There were those who didn’t give a crap whether we won or lost.
I’d
like to say the team rallied after what we went through. We didn’t. We lost the
next week too. Coach never said a word to us about it.
Running until you puke ... oh, I remember those days. I was fortunate enough to never fall victim, but plenty of guys around me did.
ReplyDeleteGrowing up in Kentucky in the early 80s, a lot of guys chewed tobacco or dipped snuff. The coaches never told anyone not to do it on the field (though it was allowed back then, probably not now), and they never had to. The guys who took to the practice field with a chaw in their jaw or a pinch between cheek and gum were always the first to puke, especially during early fall days when it was still hot. Nobody had to be told a second time.
A few guys did try to act tough and put in a chew during a scrimmage or an actual game, but that lasted about as long as the first hit. Being a right defensive tackle, I know I caused more than a few guys to send their tobacco flying, or worse, to swallow their own chew.
Now there is another good reason at this late age I am glad I never played sports. I never would have run until I threw up--cause I never ran back then and never could stand the idea of someone who was a history teacher during the day acting all nice and friendly being such a prick after school.
ReplyDeleteTy, chewing was just beginning to become cool when I was in High School. We didn't have much problem with it on the team. I always thought it was pretty disgusting and never did it more than a couple of times. It wasn't until years later I began to see the guys with a round hole in the back pocket of their jeans from carrying their Skoal can.
ReplyDeleteMark, our coach was the civics teacher but he was really a coach who also did some teaching. He had played college ball.
True life - true power. Much preferable to strictly fictional 'story structure'
ReplyDeleteAloha
'road the same bus'??? ;)
ReplyDeleteother than that, good tale :)
My high school coach back in the 40's played for the Rams and he would come to school Monday mornings with bruises on his face and sometimes cuts. He was not a forceful coach like yours and we lost most of our games.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a bit of a miserable experience for everyone involved.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing the cheerleaders rode on the same bus. You may have had a two hour rant as entertainment on the way home. :)
ReplyDeleteCloudia, memories have power for sure.
ReplyDeleteLaughingwolf, egads. Guess I better fix that.
Oscar, we broke about even most years.
Golden Eagle, not pleasant in the having but interesting in the remembering.
Yuck. Glad I never had a coach like that.
ReplyDeleteRiot Kitty, I'm not sure they make 'em like that anymore.
ReplyDeleteI was on the receiving end of a blistering speech a few times.
ReplyDeleteThe best lesson I ever had from one was when I played like a mad man the week after hearing one. My coach pulled me aside after the game and I thought he was going to tell me nice game. Nope.
With a straight face he wondered how come I needed to have my a$$ chewed to play that well. Why didn't I just play that well all the time.
Lesson - play hard and play as well as you can every time. It's more fun anyway to know you've done the best you can.
This sort of personality seems to haunt coaching from littile league on up through every sport. I think he should have been fired.
ReplyDeleteGood story, Charles. We learn as much from our coaches as we do from our teachers. My image of a typical American coach is the one I see jumping and screaming in the movies. Are they really like that?
ReplyDeleteTravis Cody, it is a good question, and one to keep in mind for what we do today. I'm gonna use it on myself about writing.
ReplyDeletePatti, I find in general that women are more upset over this kind of thing than men are. I wasn't even really mad at him, although there were some calling for his firing. There was an assistant coach now, who was a true sadist, I thought.
Prashant, my experience is that they like to yell. Some are definitely more excitable than others, though.